Tuesday, 11 January 2011

The Weakness Of Many Tellers of Tales (2010)

This piece was written during term 2, January-April, of the roundhouse Poetry collective. This particular exercise was set by Inua Ellams. We were all given a list of quotes to use as titles from the book "The Heart Of Darkness", and asked to write a short piece, which were printed onto a pamphlet and used as part of an exhibition in the cafe at The Roundhouse, where Inua had painted the whole wall with some amazing graphics inspired by the book.  

THE WEAKNESS OF MANY TELLERS OF TALES

Actions have consequences
Positive or Negative
No action other than one of the mouth
Reverberates back with the bend of a boomerang

Machine gun tongues
On the front lines of living rooms
Camped around bonfires of weed
Barricaded in boozerz
Belly flopping into pints of larger

Know it all's
Bought every t-shirt
Knew about the latest act to sign when they were still underground
Conspiracy theories about new world orders

Take this guy that I knew
For now,
Lets just call him me

Me has trod water
Flirted with drowning
Battled for ends meat
Ever since me left home

I know me
Me talked a lot
Me told a lot of tales
Ideas seem to manifest in his head
Without or without beer and weed
Hold up in pubs
Sat relaxed in living rooms
Cramped in the back of Fiat Uno's

Did me act on his ideas?
No
So where me now?
Exactly

Taking Stock (2009)

This was also another piece written during term 1 at the Roundhouse Poetry Collective, the title was given to us by Polar Bear, and this is what I wrote. I've no idea back then why I wrote everything in capitol's, which is why I have left it that way, as it's an indication of where I was at the time.


TAKING STOCK

HE KNEW HE'D GONE TOO FAR
WHEN HE WALKED OUT WITH THE HOLBY CITY BOXSET,
.......AND THEN TOOK IT BACK,
WHEN HE WAS NEXT ON SHIFT WITH THE AIR OF A DISGRUNTLED CUSTOMER
UNSATISIFED WITH THE PRODUCT

THE EXPANDING PILE'S OF DVD'S ON PERMENANT LOAN FORM WORK,
IN THE CORNER OF TONY'S BEDROOM
WAS STARTING TO RESEMBLE A MINI METROPOLIS
WITH EACH PILE A SKY SCRAPER,
TRYING TO OUTDO THE NEAREST NEIGHBOUR
IN A SHOW OF HEIGHT MEANS POWER

TONY KNEW HE'd BECOAME TOO LAX WITH HIS HABIT TOO TAX
I MEAN, HOLBY CITY?
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?
AND THEN TAKING IT BACK??
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?

BUT TONY WAS INDIFFERENT
INSISTENT TO HIS FREINDS THAT HE COULDANT CARE LESS EITHER WAY
IN FACT
HE SAID HE'D WELCOME A SACKING

IT MIGHT PROMOPT HIM TO DO SOMETHING WITH HIS DEGREE
TONY KNEW HE TOOK OLYMPIC GOLD WHEN IT CAME
TO INTERNATIONAL UNDERACIEVMENT
HE DID'NT SPEACK MUCH OF HIS OWN DESIRE
HE DID ONCE SHOW ME A FILM HE MADE AFTER THE CHRISTMAS PARTY LAST YEAR

IN A DRUNKEN STATE
WE PILED BACK TO HIS MUM'S HOUSE
AND I SPOTED IT HIDING IN AOUNGST THE HUNDREDS OF DVD'S
HE RELUCTANTLY AGREED AND STUCK IT ON

OF COURSE I DID'NT UNDERSTAND IT
NO-ONE DID
AND I CAN ONLY PRESUME AT THE POINT,
STEVE,
WHO'D NEVER LIKED TONY,
STEVE JUST WERNT THAT CLEVOR
BUT HE WAS CLEVOR ENOUGH TO PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER
AND ATTIRTUBE THE LARGE NUMBER OF DVD'S IN TONYS POSSESSION,
TO ACCOUNT FOR A LARGE AMOUNT OF MISSING STOCK
IN THE ANNUAL STOCK TAKE
IT WAS ONLY A SMALL STORE

AND SURE ENOUGH STEVE WAS CAUGHT
WELL, NOT CAUGHT, YET
INNCOCENT UNTIL PROOVEN GUILITY
THE AREA LOSS PREVENTION OFFICER
HAD HIM IN THE OFFICE,
CLUTCHING THE HOLBY CITY BOXSET
LIKE A DETETVICE INSPECTOR CLUTCHING THE PREVERBIRAL BOOK

TONY COULDANT JUSTIFY WHY HE WAS IN POSSESSION OF THE BOXSET
JUST BEFORE STORE OPENING TIME OF 9A.M
AND THE 5 STAR LOSS PREVENTION OFFICER TURNED CHEIF SUPER INTENDANT
COULDANT PROOVE THAT TONY HAD ROBBED IT AS HE WAS TECHNICALLY ON THE PREMISIES
THE LOSS PREVENTION MAN WAS BECOME MORE AND MORE FRSUTRATED
AS I COULD SEE THOUGH THE WINDOW IN THE DOOR OF THE OFFICE
THE HOLBY CITY BOXSET ATTCHED TO A HAND THAT WAS FLAPPING ROUND
LIKE A T-SHIRT ON A WASHING LINE IN A STRONG WIND

I IMAGNINED TONY WAS PROIBABLY FINDING THE WHOLE AFFAIR QUITE AMMUSING
OR AT LEAST SOMEWHAT INCONVINING
BUT WHEN HE CAME OUT
THE ONLY THING HE SAID WAS
"I THOUGHT THE FIRST EPISODE WAS ALLRIGHT, BUT THERE WAS NO PROGESSION"
HE GAVE A SLIGHT SMILE
SIGHED
IT LATER TRANSIRED THAT HE'S BEEN TEMPROAILEY SUSPENDED
PENDING INVESTIGATION
WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN WHY I SAW HIM ON MY LUNCHBREAK
BUYING A PEN, A PAD AND A COPY OF AN OPEN UNIVERSTITY MAGAZINE

The Boy (2009)

This is a poem / short story that a wrote as part of an exercise set by Polar Bear in the first term, winter 09, that I took part in with the Roundhouse Poetry Collective



THE BOY WALKS THROUGH THE AUTOMATIC DOORS
TAKING NOTE OF THE WHITE STICKER'S ON BOTH DOORS,
THEY SAY "AUTOMATIC DOORS"
AS BOTH DOORS GO TO THE LEFT RIGHT REsPECTIVLY
THE PARTING OF THE DOORS LIKE THE PARTING OF THE SEAS

THE SMELL OF CHORLINE HITS HIS NOSE,
AND THE DISTANT NOISE OF ADOLESCANT SCREAMS
TICKLES HIS EARS DRUMS

DRESSED IN JEANS AND A JUMPER
THE JUMPER FAILING TO DISGUISE THE EXCESS WEIGHT ROUND HIS WAISTE
HARDLY THE ATTIRE OF A LESIURE CENTRE GOER
HE HEADS FOR THE YOUNG LADY AT THE RECEPTION DESK

THE LADY BEHIND THE DESK,
DRESSED,
IN A SPORTS POLO AND TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS,
ANSERWS THE BOYS REQUEST,
TO COMMANDEER THE SNOOKER TABLE FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS

THE BOY COLLECTS,
THEN INSPECTS,
THE BLACK TRAY OF SPINNING BALLS,
2 QUES AND A BLOCK OF CHALK,
AS HIS PODGY FINGERS PART WITH HIS CASH

THE BOYS TAKES A GLANCE BACK,
TOWARDS THE ENTRENCE THEN HE DRAWS A DEEP BREATH

THE YOUNG LADY BEHIND RECEPTION,
THEN BEGINS TO ISSUE THE INSTRUCTIONS,
DIRECTING THE BOY TO THE SNOOKER ROOM
BUT BEFORE SHE HAS EVEN FINISHED,
THE BOY IS A QUATER OF THE WAY UP THE STAIRS

FACE CONCENTRATED LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION
HOLDING THE TRAY FULL OF SPINNING BALLS
LIKE A WAITER BALANCING A DELICATE PLATE
THE BOY MAKES HIS WAY

HE WALKS DOWN A CORRIDOR
THROUGH THE BROWN FIRE DOOR DOUBLE DOORS
AND OUT ONTO THE NEXT CORRIDOOR
WHICH SERVS AS A PROMENADE
OVER LOOKING THE SWIMMING POOL

THE BOY LOOKS OVER THE EDGE,
4 VERICAL LINES OF SEGREGATION SLICE THROUGH THE POOL
PARTITNIONED ACCORDING TO LEVEL OF PRACTICE
THE LANE AT THE FAR END SEEMS TO CATCH HIS EYE,
BEGINNERS,
SMALL GROUPS OF MOTHERS AND FATHERS,
SPLASHING ROUND WITH RELUCTANT INFLATABLE ARM BAND CLAD KIDS
WHILST THE REST OF THE PEOPLE JUST GO UP AND DOWN,
BACK AND FORTH

THE BOY JUST TUTS AND TWISTS
THE TWO SNOOKER QUES GRIPPED IN HIS RIGHT HAND,
AS THE PROMENADE ENDS,
AND JUST BECOMES ANOTHER STERILE CORRIDOR
3 WALLS TURNED BACK TO 4
ORDER RESTORED

THE BOY WALKS FORWARDS,
AND SEEMS TO IGNOIRE
THE POSTER CLAD WALLS OF KICKBOXAISE, KEEP FIT AND PILATES
UNTIL HE STOPES AT THE DOOR THAT INDICATES "ROOM 19, SNOOKER"

HE WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR AND ENTERS THE ROOM,
HE CASTS A GLANCE LEFT AND RIGHT
ALL HE SEES IS TWO FULL SISE SNOOKER TABLES,
DOMINATING THE SPACE

HE HEADS TO THE TABLE ON HIS LEFT,
AND RESTING THE QUE'S UP AGAINST THE EDGE,
HE PLACES THE BALLS AND CHALK ONTO THE GREEN FELT
THE BOY THEN HEADS TOWADRS THE SCOREBORAD,
AND THEN SLIDES ALL THE GOLD SQUARES BACK TO 0

HE WAITS,
THEN HESITATES,
HIS EYES MOVE BACK AND FORTH TOWARDS THE DOOR
THE BOY TUTS AND THEN MUMBLES AN EXPLITIVE
AND TAKES A RED BALL FROM THE TRAY,
AND LINES IT UP ON THE D

HE PLACES THE WHITE BALL,
AT THE OPPOSIYE END OF THE TABLE,
AND ASSUMES HIS QUEING POSITION,
THE BOY SMAHES THE WHITE TOWARDS THE RED,
THE RED AND WHITE COLLIDE WITH FORCE,
AND RIQUOET OFF INTO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS

THE BOY THEN REPEATS THIS SEVERAL TIMES,
WITH EACH STRIKE MORE AGGRESIVE THAN THE LAST,
UNTIL FINALLY,
HE MIS-QUES HIS LAST HIT,
ONLY SKIMMING THE TOP OF THE WHITE BALL
THE WHITE THEN FEEBLY ROLLS TOWARDS THE RED,
POSITIONED NEAR TO A CORNER AT THE FAR END,
THE WHITE MISSES THE RED,
AND ROLLS INTO THE EMPTY POCKET,
SUNK



Monday, 10 January 2011

Happy New year

vGreeting's.

Happy new year indeed.
January is now in full swing. I swung into 2011 like a child swinging on a swing, having completed the 45 show run for The Great Escape (A Borrowers Tale) at BAC which I really enjoyed,  and finishing runner up in the Manorlogz 2010 Extreme Spoken Word Competition.
http://www.youtube.com/user/4frontTv#p/u/0/5xTD0yBFUAg

I was pretty chuffed to finish runner up so thankyou to everyone that voted. It taught me to stop being so shy when it comes to self promotion, spoken word is a small scene in a small country. My pipe dream of letting the words and performances do the talking is just that, a pipe dream. Even when  I smoked (don't tell Mum!!), I was never one for pipes anyway...

Congratulations of course to Mark "Mr T" Thompson who won not only the overall prize but was the people's champion as well. At the end of the day Mark stepped up and delivered as only a pro does. Having spent a good amount of time backstage with all the contestants (at least 4-5 hours), I gathered quickly that Mark is an intelligent and knowledgeable guy, and a good bloke too. You can find out more from Mark and his various projects on http://www.theccpress.co.uk/.  Generally the vibe backstage was good and I enjoyed the company of everyone that performed. That was only the first show for Manorlogz and the 4front team who have set the benchmark.

I started off the beginning of 2010 deciding that I was going to quit my full time job, pay off a loan and move back to my parents by the summer, in order to peruse a complete change of direction which I've managed to do. At the moment I'm looking into some courses in becoming a mentor and youth work, which hopefully will tie into my work as a performer. It wasn't until I was 25 that I realised this is the life I wanted to lead, and be lucky enough to have the right people show some faith in me. If I can help a young mind realise their potential and calling, I'm quite sure that would provide me with far more than just job satisfaction.

I'm not sure what my highlights were from last year, there were so many, but the one's that stand out for me were the "If I ruled the World Festival" at BAC, which I helped produce and perform at, the nights I performed with the Roundhouse Poetry Collective at Shunt, Tounge Foo, the Edinburgh Fringe and the Oxjam "the Camden Incident" at the Greenote.

I hope 2011 is as good as 2010 and I continue pushing forward. The Rubix début show "House Party" is starting to take shape (we now have a page on the Roundhouse website though they spelt my name wrong http://www.roundhouse.org.uk/explore/portfolios/rubix)  and I will also be performing at Rum Punch, Mixed Messages and Bang Said The Gun in the near future.

I've temporarily come off the swing for now, I must have been hogging it, but I'm twice as hungry as I was this time last year, so with a lot of learning ahead of me I'm looking forward to the challenges of the coming year.

Happy new year

Paul

P.S Fellow Rubix member and stand up comedian Sean Mahoney, and former Rubix member and poetry superstar Indigo Williams will be dropping his EP's on Roundhouse Records this month http://www.roundhouse.org.uk/explore/portfolios/roundhouse-records. Having had the pleasure of working with them both I can assure you these will both be works of ground-breaking greatness.

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

So what Have I been doing?

Greetings

Been a while right?

ADVERT

I had a fun afternoon filming in Camden for this Body Shop seasonal viral campain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xVeI7r2IRA

LITTLE PEOPLE

I've been quite busy of late. I'm working on an excellent show called "The Great escape (A Borrower's Tale) http://www.bac.org.uk/whats-on/great-escape-borrowers-tale/

It's probably the most fun I've had in a long time and new challenge to work with youngsters aged 7-11 but I'm enjoying it, a lot!

FINAL'S

I recently competed in both the Manologz and Farrago UK slams. The manorlogz slam is yet to be decided and goes to a public vote on December 29th, you can watch the show on Sky channel 203 on Tuesday 21st when voting begins.

I had to qualify for both slams and go through a further extra round in each, in the Farrago slam I made it as far as the semi final, congratulations to David Morgan who took the crown.

2011

With 2011 fast approaching I'm looking head. The Rubix are pressing ahead with the writing for our imminent scratch show "House Party" in April, I'm also working on some extended spoken word pieces which I'll be looking to test the water with soon.

Laters for now

Paul

Night Night Sleep Tight

Night Night Sleep Tight
Hollywood seems to be struggling for ideas again. Mine won't stop coming, though they only seem to arrive at night-time, inconveniently, when I'm conveniently tucked up into bed, safely imprisoned in the knowledge that come 6 am the following morning I will wake up and go to work.
My idea's are like a curse upon me, which is ironic, because it seems the latest flavour of the production month in big budget American T'V studio's is all things vampires and werewolf’s. After a quick search on Wikipedia it seems that werewolf's arise after a curse has been placed upon a human, as well as the more conventionally known method where one is bitten by another werewolf, which just about justifies the Hollywood and werewolf comparison several sentences ago, with my own curse being the stream of internal imaginations palmed off as creative ideas. I don't ever remember anyone biting me.
I assume that by suggesting my brain transforms into a highly productive ideas factory when the rest of the normal world is sound asleep, rudely interrupting my own quest for precious sleep, could possibly make me sound as if I not only have my head firmly wedged up my rear end but that I'm also harbouring a werewolf and a blood sucking vampire, who happens to be feeding on my capillaries. However , I'm too self absorbed in the mania of my creative ego to notice the growth of the beings inside my bum before they get so big they burst out in an Alien style birth sequence, ending this seemly endless perpetual cycle of creative misery and making me realise why I work in a crap job and am not employed by a Hollywood film studio. Believe me that is not the case.
Some of my late night ideas have been downright ridiculous, like the one about using wooden transport crates tied together to form a small base upon which a tent can be pitched, with the wooden crates effectively becoming a buffer between the ground and the canvas, thus reducing the risk of mud and rain from entering the tent form underneath when one is camping. I went as far as writing this one down as as if it was some sort of Eureka moment, probably damaging my eyes in the process as I immediately flicked on my bedside lamp which I'd recently fitted with a 60watt bulb, which is the equivalent of having a stadium floodlight in your bedroom (of course, only an old-school free standing stadium floodlight though, whatever happened to those?)
Often, these ideas are just continuous trains of thought. Like those ridiculously long industrial trains that transport concrete and similar materials. Or even worse, like that endlessly massive gang of rudeboys that ploughed through Notting Hill carnival single file, depriving people of goods, such as my mobile phone, that disappeared down a street in the world's most unfriendliest conga train before I'd even had a chance of finishing writing my text message, which no doubt was an epic piece of abbreviated prose.
Effectively, the thought trains previously mentioned are exactly what is happening now, at this entire moment. It's a Wednesday night, well, actually it's now Thursday morning, 2.47 am to be precise, and I have to be at work by 8:30 am, where no doubt, due to a lack of stimulation, these useless thought trains will continue their relentless commute, travelling though my mind until they disappear and another service begins again.
Here's another pointless thought, costumed vigilantes like Spider Man roam around at night, yet Peter Parker holds down a full time job, surely he must get tired at some point? Or do you think he has 3 or 4 tactical 45 minute toilet breaks at work to catch a sneaky kip like I do?
I can now see the first cracks of day light sneaking through my curtains, and I can here the birds outside chirping. My eyelids feel heavy. Goodnight.